Bad Naughty Watermelon, Kallio

Yuck! The other half was a bit rotten: tasted like vinegar. Notice how I still ate almost all, except for the bits on the plate that I spitted out. EAT YOUR WATERMELONS, KIDS.

Watermelon Bunny, Vallila

Watermelon Bunny is like Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, but instead of bringing chocolate eggs on Easter or wrapped gifts on Christmas it brings WATERMELONS ON CHRISTMAS.

Ylioppilaskunnan Laulajat Pre-Xmas Party, Centrum

Watermelon, raspberries and whipped cream - 1/3 perfect

Sticker on a Pole, Centrum

Someone else loves watermelons too! I wanna meet them!

Happy Holidays!

 

♫ I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need ♪

 

♫ Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is... ♪
WATERMELONS

 

( Actually, to be serious, guys, maybe not just watermelons... :( ) 

Murder Love, WÄRK:fest After Party

Hi little watermelon, let's make some love.

 

...MURDER LOVE!!11

Sweeet watermelon kisses OM NOM NOM

WATERMELON MONSTER!!! ROAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Coding with Watermelon, Navetta

FURIOUS CODING WITH WATERMELON SUPER POWERS.

YEEEESSS, WATERMELON MAKES YOU SMAAAART!

Watermelon Love in Black-and-white, Kallio

 YOU NEVER GUESS. I FOUND MY SOUL MATE. WE ARE IN LOVE.

 THIS IS LOVE IN ITS PUREST FORM. WATERMELON LOVE.

 OOPSIE DARLING, you dropped something there <3<3<3<3

 That's a good boy, have some more WATERMELON.Yes, you want more! DON'T YOU WANT SOME MORE??

FUCK YOU. I have this all by myself then. WATERMELON LOVE 4EVER. THE END. Shit.

Leftovers, Gurula

No one said "take only 1"

These mornings..., Gurula

No morning is good without watermelon.

FUCK YEAH...!

Heja Sverige, Helsingfors

VATTENMELON ÄTER JAG I SVENSK KURSEN NÄR VI LÄR OSS OM OMVÄND ORDFÖLJD. VAD KUL! HELVETE!

Mommy's Watermelons are Sacred, Gurula

Sssh, be really quiet, mommy is eating a watermelon in the student room!

Bitchy Melon at Nosfe's, Kallio

BLGHBLGHBLGH fuck shit what is this fucking vinegar omg satan fuck
BUT THAT IS A FUCKING WATERMELON BITCH EAT THAT SHIT UP

WIIIIIDE SMILE FOR CAMERA ^_____^ inside was tolerable FUCK YEAH

Beginning of the Monster, Itäkeskus

 OM NOM NOM NOM :O

WHEEEEEEEEEEE WATERMELON!!11

Review: was ok. Not very juicy. Was not so fresh. My friend asks how can I find good watermelons. The answer is to look for a yellow spot. Otherwise has to knock on watermelons. Knock those watermelons bitch.

Sucking the Melon, Turku

MMM. THIS WATERMELON GOOD. VERY TASTY, VERY JUICY.

SUCK THOSE WATERMELON JUICES BITCH

Birth of the Watermelon Monster

DO NOT REMEMBER WHERE BOUGHT. WAS THE AWESOMEST MELON. HERE BY LOVE FOR WATERMELON GRANTED. FUCKING LOVE WATERMELON THOSE JUICY BASTARDS OMG O_O

Pigtails, Itäkeskus

THIS WATERMELON WAS VERY GOOD. NOT TASTE VERY JUICY BUT OK. BIG IS GOOD!